100 Ways To Make Your Tweeting profitable AT LAST

by on 14/09/09 at 2:27 am

I will keep this short and sweet. If you don’t do what I suggest in this vid, your twitter-endeavor is not what it could be. And you’ll be lucky to make a single dime. This is what nobody is sharing with you, because they fear if your laziness kicks in they can’t sell their products (like twitter-products). Luckily, there is a solution.

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Are there any single mums out there? I have a question.
Anyone here like beer?
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Not sure what I should have for lunch. Chicken or Chinese?
Any Expats hanging out here today?
What’s your favorite music-video of all time?
What’s your favorite Cartoon?
Did you seen Terminator yet? Any good?
What’s the best kick-ass action movie you’ve ever seen?
Who’s hotter, Brittney or Megan Fox?
Do you believe in God?
Oh man. What time is it?
How do you get the odor of cat-urine out of the carpet, anyone know?
Anyone coming down to Mexico some day soon?
What time is it?


I collect jokes that are “cute”. You know one?
Who is your favorite actor?
Have you seen Inglorious Bestards yet? Is it good?
Do you believe in the power of prayer?
If you have 2 minutes, send me your favorite joke to markiquark@gmail.com
It’s nice here in Mexico. What’s the weather like where you are?
I’m German. Do you like Germans?
What do you feel is the recepie for success?
Do you have a recepie against anger?
What is your favorite vacation spot in Mexico?
I have 4 cats. Do you like cats?
Do you like cats or dogs better? Why?
Did you ever have a near-death experience?
When was the last time you cried?
Did you ever sell something online? Be honest.
What do you think about Michael Jackson?
What do you think about Renegade University?
Do you also believe Elvis is still alive?
What do you think is the recepie for happiness?
Is success really a mindset-thing? Or is it more? Less?
Did you ever go hunting? I did once. I felt so sorry afterwards.
Who is your favorite internet-marketing Guru?
What do you think about Jesus?
My girl-friend loves romance-novels. Any recommendations?
Where were you September 11th?
I love Dean Koontz.

Do you like Dean Koontz or Stephen King better.
Dean Koontz wrote a book about his dog. Funny, ey?
Do you like scary movies? What’s your favorite!?
It’s a long time I haven’t been in Canada. Any Canadians here?
Are you a vegetarian? Why?
When is the last time you’ve been on a vacation?
What is the secret to a great relationship, in your humble opinion?
When will you start retweeting me more often?
Do you know Guy Kawasaki?
What is your number one Twitter-Secret.
How much money did you make on Twitter so far?
What is the biggest No-No…not to do on twitter?
What do you like most about facebook?
What do hate most about facebook?
How much time would you say you spend weekly on youtube?
What do you like most about Twitter?
What do you hate most about Twitter?
Are you a neat-freak? Lol. Just wondering how many there are.
Have you ever played with a baby-dog?
Many think the world is coming to an end. Do you?
Who is Perry Belcher?
Who is Mike Klingler?
Know anyone who can fix a faucet? Mine just broke.
Anyone else crazy for Margharitas? I’m having one now.
Enjoying The Mexican Sunset. Cool sunsets where you are?
A Parrot Attacked My Cat Today. No Kidding.
What Was The Saddest Moment Of Your Life? Tina ran over a cat once.

What Is Your Favorite Blog? Me, I like mine. LOL.
What Digital Camera To You Recommend?
Do You Believe In Taking Anti-Depressants When You’re Down? I have once.
The Best Food Ever: When And Where Did You Enjoy It? Me, Here In Mexico.
Oh man, Foot-Massage Or Getting My Neck Rubbed. Can’t Decide. Your take?
Did A Movie Ever Make You Cry Since “Dances with Wolves? lol. I want to cry again!
Robert De Neiro And Al Pacino. I keep confusing the two. Who’s who? Lol.
A Bunch Of Kids Discussing Psychopaths in EVERY horror-movie at the bond-fire. Did you notice?
What Is Your Favorite Horror Movie? Mine is “Scream”.
Which Part Of Nightmare On Elmstreet Did You Enjoy Most? Me, Part One.
Did You Ever Drink Red Bull Sugar-Free? I Drink Gallons Of It.
What’s Your Favorite Weitght-loss pill? Mine is HydroxyCut Hardchore.
Do You Believe In Plastic Surgery? I’m Not Sure.

I Think The World Is Getting Clogged Up With Junk People Throw Away Every Day. No?
Anyone Here Ever Get Bitten By A Poisonous Animal, Snake Or Something?
Is There A Cure For A Broken Heart? Seriously.
Why Are People Who Protect The Environment Often Ridiculed As “Granolas”?
What Is A “Tribe”? I Have Heard So Many Definitions On It.
I Have A Cat With 3 Legs, Someone Called Her Tripod. Very Funny.
If You See A REALLY Funny Tweet Somewhere, Let Me Know, ok? Please!
Did You Know That Cats Kill More Animals Than EVERY Other Animal?
Do You Believe In Ghosts? HOnestly.
Anyone Here Attend Woodstock Live When It Happened?
Are You An Entrepreneur? Why? Why not?
Who Is Your Most Cherished Personal Development-Trainer?
I Think It Would Be Nice To Have Mentors. At least those of us who didn’t have fathers.
What Is Just The BEST Book You Have Ever Read? Mine: “The Face” by Dean Koontz.
Did You Watch The Movie “The Secret”? Thumbs Up Or Down?
How Much Longer Do You Think The Oil-Supply Will Last?
Do you like soccer?

Can I ask you a question?
Who’s your favorite actress?
Who’s your favorite actor of all times?
Do you like Taccos?

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5 Responses to “100 Ways To Make Your Tweeting profitable AT LAST”

  1. Chris Kilber

    Sep 14th, 2009

    Great post Mark. Ah yes…. the fine art of engagement…

    Is it lost or maybe not even found to most marketers?
    .-= Chris Kilber´s last blog ..New Consequential Strangers =-.

  2. Marcus Gödden

    Oct 28th, 2009

    Hi Marc great post, CU Marcus from Sunny Mallorca

  3. kimmer

    Apr 4th, 2010

    Mark…LOVE your stuff….I find you quite entertaining!! Good tips on engaging here!
    .-= kimmer´s last blog ..LOOKING FOR QUALITY TWEETS IN YOUR NICHE? =-.

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